Stuff We Noticed at the Olympics
Like everyone around the world, we’ve been watching the Olympics. So far it has provided us with quite a lot of exciting moments. But this evening we noticed something that the television commentators have not mentioned. Everyone else has.
Why in the heck is the American girls beach volleyball team wearing white bikinis? OK…OK…we know it is beach volleyball and bikinis are expected. Most of us really enjoy seeing girls in bikinis, especially jumping and giving each other special volleyball congratulatory pats (as can be seen in the President Bush picture that the politi-tards are blowing out of proportion, cause yeah, we get it, you hate Bush). But white? Did someone not put two and two together when contemplating the particular properties of a white bikini when making that decision? Well, most of us will enjoy that strange decision, which would have been less of a problem if it were being worn by say, the Swedish or Irish teams, but in this case just kind of makes Americans look like the shameless people that everyone else already thinks we are.
You needn’t be ashamed of being shameless.